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Secret Santa: Llamas"I've got a story about llamas, would you like to hear?"
"Sure, I guess."
"Good, because I'd tell you even if you said no.
Ninja llamas gathered, bowing to the King.
King, have you he(a)rd?
Pirates sail to the west, armed with badgers.
'Send out our finest'
Three llamas-off into the desert, lost in an hour. A couple spontaneously combusted and the third succumbed to cannibalism.
Two llamas-embezzled some pirate CEOs, though their currency was also badgers. Unfortunately, the money also had rabies.
One llama-ran off with a sheep and made alpaca babies.
"Alpa...Um, I don't think that's how it works."
quote of the day 34Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music.
JoyceHaving kicked the man in the balls and relieved him of his belongings, Joyce wasn't quite sure what to do next. She could run, but he might come after her the next minute. If she tied him up here, in the middle of nowhere, he might be eaten by wolves; or starve to death. Besides, she didn't have any rope. She could kill him... perhaps. The thought left a bitter taste in her mouth.
'What am I to do with you?' she sighed.
'Well,' he groaned while giving her a look that sent shivers down her spine, 'You can run, but that won't help you, cause I will find you! So you just wait another few minutes until I get back up again - and I mean úp- and t
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